
The Worst Golf Club​


Meet the Members
Anthony M
Anthony M
After spending years as the bodyguard for one-armed golfer Laurent Hurtubise, Anthony, despite having little knowledge of the game, decided to chance his arm anyway. When asked why the sudden career change he simply replied "2 hands are better than 1", as he raised both his fists like a boxer would.
Joe P
Joe P
Joe is a 12th generation Iron Worker. His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather, Joe P. Ironardio is known to invent what many consider to maybe quite possibly be the first prototype of the Irons we all use on the course today. There's no proof of this and if you ask Joe, he neither confirms nor denies these rumors, always ending his comments with a wink.
Jon G
Jon G
West Philadelphia, born and raised, on a golf course is where he spent most of his days. Holing out, putting, chipping, all cool, and driving a ball on a tee off the roof of his school. Long story short, he did not end up with rich relatives in Bel-Air and became friends with Ryan so was it all worth it? Most would say it was not!
Alex R
Alex R.
Alex got into golf thanks to a friendly family rivalry with his cousin, professional wrestler Ryback. Claiming "not to be the tough one, by far", Alex chose golf as "I'll never have to take a powerslam in this sport." You'll hear Alex tell people to "Feed Me More" as he takes mulligan after mulligan, relying on his cart mates to toss him more golf balls.
Pete "The Greek"
Pete "The Greek"
After defeating Ronda Rousey in an exhibition match, and successfully tackling Derrick Henry while running at full speed, "The Greek" picked up golf just 48 hours before the Chubbs Peterson Open stating "more sport to conquer". There are no limitations in this self-proclaimed multi-sport athlete.
Tom Ryan
Tom Ryan
Although some draw up comparisons to Prez Dez, Tom Ryan is in fact his own identity. A clear cut favorite to out-drink the pack, it seems the once fiery Irishman has put aside launching clubs into the woods in favor of shotgunning a cold beverage. As far as golf goes, he's here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass, and hes all out of bubblegum!
John-Vincent
John-Vincent
With a hand like a hockey foot and a unique way of scoring, this Sicilian/Irish chap is looking to quiet the naysayers. "I'll punch 'em square in the head". With family ties to the great Fudge family, let's see if Lefty can fist pump his way through the competition or will he come across the bridges he byrned.
Anthony P
Anthony P
Not to be confused with Anthony M, Anthony P is a powerhouse on the course. Rumor has it he once cleared the Verrazzano Bridge with a 3wood. "I try to hit the ball as long as I can throw ya". Anthony enjoys doing push ups between swings and carrys a log (think Rocky 4) from hole to hole.
Matty Duke
Matty Duke
Matty Duke of Bartholomew has an established record of low scores and a low amount of clubs in his bag, not by design. The Kielbasa Killer is known to be quite the self-hype trash talker when it comes to golf, so let's see where his mouth leads him this year. He may back it up, he may not.
Ryan B
Ryan B
There's not much that can make this man cracked, bent or broken on the course. His cool demeanor keeps him as smooth as freshly stretched mozzarella on the course. After an early-life phase as an Aaron Rodgers stunt double, Ryan began to focus on himself by golfing as much as he can. Go ahead, ask him what college an athlete went to, he dares you!
Brandon S
Brandon S
Brandon first picked up the game when he would leave L&B early and playing mini golf over at Nellie Bly. "I was surprised when I went to a course for the first time and there were no windmills on the green". He claims his clubs are made of adamantium. He once hit an albatross, didn't keep the ball, and followed it up by shanking that same ball into wood on the
Norm
Norm
Claiming that the regular rules of golf are stupid, Norm jumped at the idea of joining the Worst Golf Club. After finally settling down with the denial to make all the rules, he invested in some clickers to "show you". Norm is known to tell members that everybody has a price but no one truly has figured out what that means.
Dean F
Dean F
Meet Dean. 20 something years old (I think). Fed up with life and the way things are going. He decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart, and suddenly his conscience comes into play. He drank the entire store and still holds the National record for ABV. Golf? "Only if there's booze"





